Jokes

  1. What do you call cheese that is made backwards?

  1. What rooms do ghosts avoid?

  1. When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

  1. Whats black and white and red all over?

  1. Why did the pirate cross the road?

  1. How do you make a sausage roll?

  1. What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

  1. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

  1. What kind of dog does a vampire own?

  1. What kind of music do planets listen to?

  1. What do you find in the middle of the ocean?

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