A day in the life of an umbrella

I sat there, in silence, hoping to escape from the revolting stench of muddy football boots. I tried and tried, but couldn’t move. Suddenly, my ears caught the sound of footsteps thudding towards me. I held my breath. Was I going to be freed? A

My happy thoughts didn’t last for long. Soon after, I was flung into the front of a dirty car. Engine roaring, we sped off. Too my horror, the man kicked his socks off, then it hit me. The stench of his feet were revolting! I needed air, and quick. My eyes began to water, I couldn’t bear it any longer, then- SLAM! I sighed deeply in relief as the door opened.

Yanking me out, he strolled towards the park. As I was dragged along the shrivelled grass, childrens’ screaming rang in my ears. Oh, how I hated that sound - I’d have done anthing to get away from it. As I was chucked onto a damp bench, I sighed. How could umbrellas be treated so unfairly? What had I done wrong?

Suddenly, a strong gust of wind lifted me towards the pale sky. Ah, freedom at last! Serves those disgusting humans right! I smiled. Suddenly, a blast of wind shoved me towards the ground. NO! NOOOO! I will get my revenge! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!